(Ultimate X Match)
3J Platnum def. Broken Nerdd, Nathan8K & Cade Galey VIA CAPTURE [29-21-9-2]
The Gmsg © def. Fart Bucket [26-25]
BeerMeJesus def. Scott [12-11]
(Deathmatch Held in Canada)
(Canadian Championship Match)
Vitamin Yes def. Woody © [12~-1]
uVc (Bomber & Bastian) def. Hiro Shin-Mozas & Spring Tigress [57-40]
Team No Chance (Buckn5 & Lilly Pilly) def. Ash & Banksy [58-56]
Capt_Ka_Rizma def. The Warden [36-21]
jdionio def. TB666 [32-26]
Redh3d12 def. Wookie [20-18]
(10,000 Thumbtack Hardcore Match)
Luke Gray def. Jase Villain 13 [5-3]
Kyoko def. Tom [29-25]
Junction def. theDarkRyder [30-28]
The Alpha Dog def. cm_carlito [33-30]
Mawdstep def. The Greene Machine [35-27]
The Midnight Rider def. Jonathan CT Martin [25-21]
Daddyfatsack def. Dr. Tommy Oliver [27-26]
thatguyjak def. El Jay [20-17]
Chappers def. Matt Zion [24-22]
– Highest possible points on this show: 47
– Nathan8K received a -5 point penalty for submitting picks late.
– “Look Mom, I Made It” – Main Event A JRPL Event [5 Pts.] = Cade Galey & Nathan8K
– “Match of the Night” – Obtain Match of the Night Honors [5 Pts.] = The Alpha Dog
– “Winner Of Matches” – Win 25 JRPL Matches [25 Pts.] = The Gmsg
– “Say My Name” – Accrued 500 Career Points [20 Pts.] = thatguyjak
– “Established Superstar” – Accrued 1,000 Career Points [30 Pts.] = Hiro Shin-Mozas
– “X Marks The Spot” – Win A Ultimate X Match [5 Pts.] = 3J Platnum
– “Blood If Fun” – Win A Deathmatch [5 Pts.] = Vitamin Yes
– “That Hut” – Win A Hardcore Match [5 Pts.] = Luke Gray
--- After putting together a pretty solid winning streak as of late we witnessed a good sized upset when Daddyfatsack pinned Dr. Tommy Oliver in the middle of the ring with a huge top rope cross body block. Tommy struggled to get his shoulder up but the weight of Daddyfatsack was just too much for him.
--- Match of the Night Honors came from one of the kickoff show matches tonight. JRPL original cm_carlito put on a instant classic with newcomer The Alpha Dog who dazzled the crowd with his high flying ability. This win will be huge for his momentum going into JRPL TakeOver: Blackpool where he will go one on one in a Hardcore Match with Bomber for the Ultraviolent Championship. He has a tall task to overcome but if he can pull off a performance like he did tonight he may be leaving the UK with the UV Title!
--- The Midnight Rider picked up his biggest win of his short career by defeating one half of the JRPL Tag Team Champions, Jonathan CT Martin. After the match he quickly grabbed his noose and looped it around Jonathan CT Martin's head. He then gets a mic from ringside and holds Martin's limp body up in a sitting position with the noose. Then he spoke: "Jonathan CT Martin, you have been found NOT GUILTY! However, I sense that one day you might break the Rider's law. So, this calls for preventative measures"... With that, The Rider dropped the mic, picked up Jonathan CT Martin, taking away the noose. He would then give him another "Hangman's Neckbreaker"! As he walked down the aisle he turned and can be heard saying "Stay clean, Martin! Stay out of trouble!" as he held the noose up in his hand.
--- As Jase bent down to grab his back Luke charged him spearing him into the turnbuckle. These two were off to the races! They brawled out onto the ring apron where Luke caught Jase with a superkick almost knocking him off the apron but he held onto the top rope saving himself. He then blocked a spinning backfist and then grabbed Luck from behind giving him a German Suplex off the ring apron to the floor!!! Both men went crashing down right into the thumbtacks!!! Jase jumped out of the tacks screaming as he began to pull them out of his skin. He walked over standing above Luke. He placed his boot down onto the back of Luke's head and pushed down grinding him face first into the thumbtacks! When he was done Luke sat up and you could see a couple dozen tacks sticking into his face! This is sick!
--- As the match progressed they made their way back into the ring with now both of their bodies covered in tacks almost head to toe. Jase had Luke down and walked over grabbing that second sack of tacks that they haven't opened yet. He drug it over to Luke and opened it up looking in. Jase then looked back up into the crowd with a sinister smile on his face. He turned the bag upside down pouring SHARDS OF GLASS down onto the chest of Luke Gray! THOSE AREN'T THUMBTACKS!!! Jase went up to the top rope and leapt off driving his elbow down onto Luke Gray with all of the broken glass covering his body! Jase did cut is elbow up pretty badly but the damage to Luke may have been worth it. He picked Luke up and went for his "Package Piledriver" finisher onto the large pile of broken glass but Luke Gray gave him a back body drop sending him back first onto the glass! Jase sat up screaming and Luke pulled him up to his feet and walked him over to all of the thumbtacks still laying in the ring. It was there were Luke connected with his "Gray Matter" directly into the pile of thumbtacks!!! THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!!! Luke crawled through the thumbtacks to cover Jase, 1...2...3! Luke Gray is your winner! He just picked up his first win of his career at the first show of 2019! Medical staff and other staff ran down to the ring to check on the two competitors as well as start cleaning up.
--- Luke Gray stood up to his feet and propped himself up in the corner of the ring. Jase's partner theDarkRyder jumped the guardrail pulling Luke out of the ring by his leg! No! NO! NOOOO!!! theDarkRyder proceeded to give Luke Gray a leaping tombstone piledriver onto the outside of the ring into all the thumbtacks! Jase Villain 13 may have lost the match but the Age of Annihilation won the battle! theDarkRyder helped Jase Villain 13 to the back as Luke Gray was left laying there unconscious... yet again!
--- With a huge task to overtake Capt_Ka_Rizma did the unthinkable and scored a clean victory over The Warden in this match up. Capt ducked under a superkick where Warden slammed his foot into the top turnbuckle with his miss. As Warden reached down grabbing his ankle in pain Capt_Ka_Rizma rolled him up from behind! The Warden kicked out just after the ref's hand hit the mat for the three count and you would have thought Capt_Ka_Rizma just won the World Championship. He rolled out of the ring instantly and started celebrating! The crowd's reaction was somewhat of a surprise as well because they straight up cheered Capt_Ka_Rizma! The Warden looked on a bit shocked himself. Just that quick Warden was defeated. He rolled out of the ring confronting Capt_Ka_Rizma and the crowd went silent waiting to see what was about to happen. Warden looked him into the eyes and then patted him on the shoulder before exiting up the ramp. What is going on in the world of The Warden, something just didn't seem right tonight... The Warden doesn't lose... could The Solution be worse off than we thought?
--- As Ash slowly got to his feet he turned around just in time to receive a monster spear from JutJut9! JutJut9 drove Ash straight through the barricade set up at ringside! JutJut9 escaped the scene of the crime before he was seen by the ref. All that remained was a broken barricade and a broken Ash. The crowd booed JutJut9 in a big way as he exited through the crowd and this left Banksy to fend for himself. He faired well for a while but it was really only a matter of time. Lilly Pilly caught him with her "Natural Selection" and put him away for the three count! Team No Chance picked up a MAJOR victory here tonight but it did come with the help of JutJut9. Ash & Banksy's first tag match together resulted in a loss, they cannot afford to lose in the UK at TakeOver: Blackpool because both of their titles will be up for grabs in a tag match. The first time anything like that has ever been done in the JRPL. Hopefully for them they can get on the same page and watch each others back going into that match!
--- He pulled Tigress back into their corner and shouted at her to stay out of this he can handle it for her. She told him she could do it and she had Bastian where she wanted him. Hiro snapped back at her that she is going to get paralyzed if she tries to fight these guys. Spring Tigress threw her hands up into the air saying "fine" as she stepped through the ropes and walked right up the entrance ramp leaving Hiro there be himself. He called up the ramp to her begging her to come back. That's when Bastian caught him with a reverse DDT from behind and then he took Hiro out with his "ASP"! He covered Hiro as the ref counted on, 1...2...3! The Ultraviolent Connection are the winners here tonight! Tigress walked to the back abandoning Hiro!
--- Again the lights flash and this time a horn is heard honking at Woody. Woody ignores the honk and then suddenly the truck behind them slams into the back of the rental car!!! The ref screams "HOLY SHIT!" as Woody tries to keep the car on the road! The truck drives up beside them and then smashes into the car again this time sending them sailing off the road!!! Woody tries is best to maintain control but the car can't hold traction in the terrible conditions. The car plows through a business sign and rolls over in a pretty full parking lot. Woody, the ref and the camera man crawl out of the upside down car with not too much damage done to them. Suddenly the truck comes flying through the parking lot forcing Woody to dive out of the way at the last second! The truck just misses Woody but drills the upside down car they were in! Woody is freaking out when all of the sudden the driver side door opens up and it's VITAMIN YES!!! He climbs up onto the roof of the truck and dives out onto Woody wiping him out with a cross body block! The two men fly back into a snow bank and practically disappear!
--- The ref is there and shouts that the match is officially started! Vitamin Yes walks over to the totaled car and pulls the Canadian Championship out of the wreckage. He also sees Woody's personal bag there. He tears into it pulling out a Xbox One! Woody sees Vitamin Yes hold it up and he screams at him "DON'T YOU DO IT YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Before Woody can make a move towards Vitamin Yes, Vitamin charges over slamming the system into his skull shattering it into pieces! Red Dead Redemption was still inside the system and was broken in half. Vitamin Yes grabbed the game disc and drove it into Woody's forehead ripping his flesh with it!!! Never take Vitamin Yes to Canada, he becomes a straight up killer. As Vitamin Yes goes to grab Woody's bag, Woody is up and runs over shoving Vitamin Yes head first through the passenger side window of the truck he was driving! Woody grabs Vitamin's head and continues to bash it onto the hood until he is completely busted open now.
--- A couple comes rushing over to see what is going on and asks Woody if he needs any help. Woody grabs the man and sends him flying through the windshield of the truck and screams out "I FUCKING HATE CANADA!". As the woman ran away crying Woody picked up the Canadian Title and slammed it down onto the chest of Vitamin Yes. He then climbed up onto the roof of the truck but as he did Vitamin Yes jumped up and tripped Woody up forcing him to fall back first onto the roof. Vitamin Yes climbed up onto the roof of the truck with Woody and the two bloody Superstars began exchanging blows. Eventually Woody ended up headbutted Vitamin Yes knocking him out for a brief moment. Vitamin fell back first into the bed of the truck landing with a hard thud. Woody then leapt off the roof hitting a swanton bomb into the back of the truck bed onto Vitamin Yes! He made the cover and the ref counted, 1...2... NO! Somehow, someway, Vitamin Yes got his shoulder up.
--- Woody dragged Vitamin out of the truck bed and gave him a bodyslam onto the concrete parking lot. Woody went to pick up the Canadian Title again but Vitamin Yes pulled him down into a knee bar submission. Woody grabbed onto the title bashing it over the head of Vitamin breaking up the hold. Both men are up onto the feet covered in snow and blood. Woody swings the title at the head of Vitamin but he ducks under it giving Woody a punch to the gut. He doubles over clutching his stomach gasping for air when suddenly "Shinning Wizard"! Vitamin Yes took Woody's head off with his finisher! Vitamin just lay there breathing heavily not able to really cover Woody quickly. Instead he crawls back over to Woody's bag pulling out the HDMI cable for the Xbox One. He sits Woody up and wraps the cable around his neck choking him! Woody grabs for the cable kicking his legs around but it is locked in tight! Woody struggles for a bit but starts to fade away. Vitamin looks down to Woody as he is choking him and says into his ear "Where's your management now?". Woody's eye rolls into the back of his head and he goes limp. The ref grabs onto Vitamin Yes calling for the match. Vitamin Yes has defeated Woody! He slams the HDMI cable to the ground picking up the Canadian Title. He slings it through the broken window of the passenger side and climbs back into the truck. The engine revs up and Vitamin Yes peels out with the Canadian Title in his possession now. The ref is checking on Woody who is messed up in a bad way as the camera cuts back to the arena ready for the next match.
--- “The Day Is My Enemy” by The Prodigy hits and the crowd pops huge again! BeerMeJesus is yelling up the ramp but Scott’s not there, instead he’s coming out in the crowd! The people are going crazy and he’s smiling up there taking it in, wearing all black and red and yelling “I am the Hero!” with the crowd! BeerMeJesus is climbing the turnbuckle now, pointing up at him and they are just yelling at each other! What a moment! Scott finally says “Come and Get Me!” and the crowd starts a “RING THE BELL” chant!
--- Being a submission match, the referee rings it and that’s all BeerMeJesus needed to hear! He slides out of the ring and hops the barricade pushing fans aside, and Scott is coming down the stairs to meet him and they start brawling there! This is a side of BeerMeJesus that we haven't seen in quite some time, he took time to mock fans with his spooky fingers from time to time while he commanded the match. Given that this was a submission match you figured it would be a technical showcase between the two but with the amount of animosity that has built up between these two it rarely branched out from a classic brawl.
--- At one point in the match Scott tried to lock in his "Crossed Swords" finisher but BeerMeJesus grabbed onto the ref's pant leg and slammed him into Scott causing the two to butt heads with one another. With a small cut above Scott's left eye a trickle of blood appeared to run down his face. BeerMeJesus jerked a loopy Scott to his feet and executed his "Razor's Edge" finisher on him! Boos began to pour out from the crowd as BeerMe paused just standing above Scott. After a few seconds of hesitation BeerMeJesus grabbed Scott's legs and locked him into the sharpshooter!!! At that point the crowd went nuts seeing a Canadian locked in the signature sharpshooter hold! The thing was Scott was still out of it from the collision with the ref and then the "Razor's Edge". After the ref slowly came around he saw BeerMe really leaning back big time with the hold. The ref crawled over to Scott checking on him, he didn't respond all so the ref was forced to call the match!
--- BeerMeJesus is victorious here tonight! It was another rough night for The Solution but at least one of their members picked up a victory. BeerMeJesus broke the hold and then gave Scott a swift kick to the ribs before exiting the ring. He walked up the ramp with a cocky look on his face as he brushed his hands off as if to say "job well done". Just before BeerMe made it to the backstage area Redh3d12 came rushing out past BeerMeJesus heading towards the ring looking concerned and not crazed at all. She’s matching Scott's colours with black and red, and even has a maple leaf on the back of her jacket? She slides into the ring and tends to Scott, wiping away the blood with the towel he tossed in during her match at TLC. Scott finally comes too with her helping him to his feet. He looks confused by her being there but the crowd is giving him a huge ovation... and chanting "KISS! KISS! KISS"
--- They both look to the crowd, then each other, and she smiles and jumps into an embrace with him kissing him hard... and he kisses her back passionately! The fans love it! Scott may have lost this battle but did he win something more tonight?
--- The two men locked up and then again Fart Bucket slung the Champion down with another quick arm drag! Gmsg shrugged it off quickly as luck and then charged Fart Bucket only to be drug down to the mat again with another arm drag takedown! Is Fart Bucket... wrestling!?! The Gmsg tried going for a leaping knee strike but Fart Bucket evaded it and slammed Gmsg's head down into the mat with a bulldog! Clearly confused The Gmsg rolled out of the ring to collect his thoughts as a huge "FART BUCKET" chant started. Could tonight be the night? Could Fart Bucket actually become a JRPL Champion!?!
--- Gmsg slid back into the ring and ran at Fart Bucket again who brought Gmsg down with a drop toe hold! Fart Bucket transitioned straight into an STF! The crowd lost their minds as The Gmsg started scrambling towards the bottom rope! After struggling for a few seconds The Gmsg finally reaches the rope getting the break. Before Gmsg can get up though Fart Bucket grabs him around the waist and dead lifts him straight up into the air and brings him crashing down with a tilt-a-whirl slam!!! WHAT IS GOING ON!?! Fart Bucket is soaking in the cheers from the crowd as he climbs up to the top rope. Fart Bucket leaps off the top rope landing a picture perfect 450 splash onto The Gmsg! OH MY GOD!!! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A NEW ROAD WARRIOR CHAMPION! AND IT'S GOING TO BE FART BUCKET!!! Fart Bucket made the quick cover, 1...2... NO! The Gmsg got his shoulder up just in time. Things have gone from bad to worse for the current Champion.
--- Fart Bucket picks The Gmsg up and hoists him up into the air with a vertical suplex but just holds him there delaying it. Fart Bucket then extends one of his arms telling the crowd to keep cheering as he holds The Gmsg up with just one arm basically! The Gmsg tucks his legs in and comes rolling out of the ring suplex position where he grabs onto Fart Bucket and plants him face first into the mat! "SKULL CRUSHING FINALE"!!! The Gmsg hits it out of no where! He covers Fart Bucket, 1...2...3! WOW! Gmsg retains his title tonight but could you believe that effort from Fart Bucket!?! The Gmsg is handed his title as he stands up to his feet just looking down at Fart Bucket with his jaw practically on the floor. No one expected this performance here tonight. What a match!
--- You could see how much this match meant to all four of these guys. The end of the match came when Broken Nerdd, Nathan8K & Cade Galey all climbed up different sides and started climbing their way out to the center of the Ultimate X! As they closed in on the center 3J Platnum climbed up onto the very top of the steel truss that Broken Nerdd started from. He stepped up onto the tippy top of the truss and began to slowly tight rope walk his way behind Broken Nerdd who didn't see him coming up behind him! The crowd was going crazy clearly impressed at how well 3J could keep his balance. Cade reached the center first reaching out toward the large red X but took a swooping double kick to the head from Nathan8K! Cade lost his grip and fell down to the mat clutching the side of the head where he was just kicked.
--- Broken Nerdd and Nathan8K reached the center now at just about the same time and they are both holding on for dear life as they exchange kicks to the legs and chest with one another. The crowd are all standing on their feet as 3J Platnum is still creeping up behind Broken Nerdd. Out of desperation at this point Broken Nerdd gives Nathan8K a kick straight to the groin!!! Nathan8K then falls to the mat holding himself trying to catch his breath. Broken Nerdd licks his lips thinking the match is all his as he reaches out with one hand while holding onto the cable with the other. It is at this point 3J Platnum dove forward sailing over Broken Nerdd's head and grabbing onto the large red X in mid-air! As his body fell to the mat his weight ended up ripping the X right off of the cables. It looked as if 3J Platnum delivered an insane spear to the huge X and drove it all the way down to the mat below! The bell rang and Broken Nerdd dropped down to the mat completely stunned. He never saw 3J at all and then suddenly he came flying over his head snatching the X away right in front of him!
--- His partner Baron A5H came down to the ring and ushered Nerdd away who couldn't shake the look of disbelief. As the Kaotik Maniaks went to the back Broken Nerdd's eyes could be seen twitching as well as his whole head at some points. Back inside the ring 3J Platnum celebrated with the large red X climbing up onto one of the truss' to hold it up over his head. This man has seen his fair share of ups and downs in the JRPL, this is a great start to the new year and it will be exciting to where this win will take him!